February. 2023 4*word - Love
Whatever is true
Whatever is lovely
Whatever is admirable-
If anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such
OK my blog has been pretty reflective and thoughtful for a while so
since what I most want to share is a smile or laughter with my family and friends I’m going to try and tell a joke in hopes that whoever reads this will share a smile with me. keeping with my theme of unwavering faith here It is. (I learned this from EM a few years ago)
A soul came to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said “well if you want to enter here you must answer three questions correctly”
“OK what’s the first?”
“ what are the two days of the week that begin with T?asked Saint Peter.
The soul thought for a minute and replied “I’ve got it today and tomorrow” just as he replied the Holy Spirit flew by Saint peter was about to say no but the spirit said I think you have to give that one to him , it’s kind of clever.
So Saint Peter said “OK are you ready for question number two “
The soul said “yes what is it?”
“How many seconds are there in one year?”
The soul thought for a moment and exclaimed I know there are 12”
Saint peter shook his head and said “what made you say that number “and the Holy Spirit was cruising by while the man said “well there is January 2 February 2 March 2 April 2 May 2 etc for twelve. “
Love God with all your heart and mind and love your neighbor as yourself 💗. God loves you 💕
Saint Peter looked up and the Holy Spirit said “I think you have to give him that one , that was pretty clever”
So Saint Peter said “are you ready for question number three?”
The soul replied yes
Saint Peter said “what is God’s first name?”
He said “oh that’s a tough one let me think... oh I know it’s Howard”
Saint Peter tried not to roll his eyes and said how did you come up with that name as the Holy Spirit was hovering by and the soul said “well our prayer is said, “our father Howard (hallowed) be thy name and of course the Holy Spirit said that was clever as well so Saint Peter let him through the pearly gates. Ha ha ha
